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Sat, Jan. 2nd, 2010, 09:51 pm
New years 2010

As some of you may know, I spent the New Year over in Edinburgh. Not a huge achievement but y'know, it was a change of pace.

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Was a blast, and would definitely do it again, but I'd book a hotel and wear something warmer, or plan it a bit better if I was to go again. Was a great atmosphere, everyone was happy(to an extent) and we all had a good time. Great way to user in 2010.

Thu, Dec. 18th, 2008, 12:15 pm
Twitter? In /my/ livejournal? Its more likely than you think

www.twitter.com/Lirlond

I have no idea how it works, but lets check!

OH!

Exams are finished, off till the 12/1/09

SO BORED, someone, anyone, suggest things for me to do.

Tue, Dec. 9th, 2008, 03:36 pm
Android G1

Just testing the phone. Anyone else got one?

Thu, Aug. 7th, 2008, 10:16 pm
HAY GUIZ, THIS IS IMPORTANT MMKAY?

I JUST GOT ACCEPTED FOR GLASGOW UNIVERSITY!!!!!!

YES, Anyways, I got the following for my Highers:


Maths: B
English : B
Physics : B
Computing : B
Music : B

And when I went to Glasgow today for the clearing spaces I applied and got accepted into the Computing Studies Course at Glasgow University.

I'M ONLY 16, WHAT AM I GONNA DO DURING FRESHERS WEEK?!?!?

Fri, May. 23rd, 2008, 05:29 pm

Exam Update:

4 out of 5 Highers down, one left on the 2nd.

English: Went awful, I honestly believe I failed ( or scraped a C) on this exam, will most likely resit.

Maths: Quite well, paper was straight-forward, nothing too challenging, High B.

Music: Using my teachers paper as a guide, I scored 65%, which is a B. Ontop of my likely A's for Practical and such, I've got an A.

Physics: Easy paper, straight-forward, nothing surprising, I don't think I made any stupid mistakes and will have gotten an A, or more likely a B.

Computing: Another week for this, but I am very confident in my abilites for this exam. Should be easy, though with a week of dedicated Computing study I should get an A.

Wed, May. 14th, 2008, 03:36 pm

Jesus F*cking christ.

I have my Higher English tommorow.

I will fail this exam, I will have to resit it Next Year.

Oh god. I am royally fucked.

Mon, Apr. 24th, 2006, 10:18 pm






Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero


Stalked again, a rant by Lirlond.



bryoz is stalking Lirlond
bryoz’s REAL name : Caldwell Rhinehart
bryoz’s REAL DOB : 20th May 1977
Height :164 cm Weight : 94.1 kg
bryoz has dreamt about you : 19 times
bryoz became interested in you : 09th September 2002
bryoz’s latest dream about you
You are stranded with bryoz on a deserted island and your stalker is trying to coax you towards sex by hoarding all of the food and refusing to give you any until you give in to their wishes.
This is how bryoz describes your relationship behind your back
‘We were destined to be together and you’ll soon be tying the knot.’
bryoz’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
For the last year bryoz has been pilfering Lirlond’s mothers bras from her lingerie drawer.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
bryoz had their nipples pierced to show you the true depths of their neverending love for you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Be mine forever and I’ll promise to never fart whilst you are eating your dinner.


The Police
No. calls to the police : 26 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Look, could you send a squad car over? It’s just that there is this person outside my house rumaging through my garbage and they’ve been doing it every night for the past month. They seem to have some weird obsession over me. Please hurry. I think they’ve just found one of my bank statements as they’ve just ran off again."
bryoz’s Police File
bryoz has connections with the Church of Satan, The Communists and the IRA. It’s only a matter of time before they are responsible for a major terorrist attack on our country.


Testimonies about bryoz
therealeggman - A spouse-beating alco
‘bryoz was a depressing bore and I’m fucking glad they’ve been outted as a twat. Means I won’t have to deal with them ever again. Hip-hip-horray.’
anbu_leader_gin - A daring kleptomaniac
‘All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded Lirlond really is. I just wish he’d quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.’
perseus_rose - A boring stoner
‘Neurotic, depressing and royally fucked up are only three of the possible phrases I could use to describe both bryoz and Lirlond. Chances are Lirlond’s just made all of this shit up again.’


Thu, Apr. 13th, 2006, 11:40 pm
MADNESS

LiveJournal Username
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest!
Cutlass or pistol?
What is the name of your pirate ship?
Where is your secret pirate base?
What kind of loot do you prefer?
What do you and your crew prefer to be called?
Parrot or monkey?
Argh!
Your capable first mategrantm1
Your bumbling cabin boy with a heart of goldtherealeggman
The aloof, yet honorable, pirate with a mysterious pasthbom
Is always the first one into the frayhiccu_pop
Is the naval officer who ruthlessly pursues your shipchicago_lollie
Is the comical pirate who is always drunk on grogchicago_lollie
Is currently in Davy Jones's lockerkennychan
The amount of money you make as a pirate$36,475
This Fun Quiz created by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net
Taurus Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz



*dies of laughing* THE MADNESS

Mon, Feb. 27th, 2006, 08:24 pm
MEME!

Meme stole from teh Alistair!

1. Comment here and I'll pick one of your LJ interests and draw a picture using the almighty MS Paint.
2. You have no say in what I draw for you, or in how much it will suck!
3. Put this in your journal along with the pictures people drew for you.

might take a while to get ther, but hey!

Sun, Feb. 12th, 2006, 04:49 pm
Scotland v Wales

Well we lost 28-18 but we lost in style! Two trys in the last 10 minutes one by 15(I;ve forgot his name already) and one by Patterson who scored in the last minute, what an awesome game, Murray got sent off, which is a morale dropper, if Murray wasn't sent off I think we coulda pulled it off, ah well, England next!

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